Sage

Sage, aka QED29#4088.

Combat Prowess
He has two attacks:

1: Hello.

When Sage uses Hello, he individually types out the name of everyone he can remember. This consumes all of the air in his lungs, so he has to wheeze afterwards.

2. Tackle Hug.

When Sage uses tackle hug, he simultaneously hits everyone in the server. All people are hugged.

Fin.

Married?
Apparently.

It Can't Be!
But...he said it, so it must be true.